Is Jeffy the coolest guy ever-one of the iciest, most badass motherfuckers that ever did it? Or is he an immature self-pitying idiot, who indulges in a half decade sex rampage at the expense of all other areas of his life? The truths of life are rarely as black-and-white as most people wish them to be.īeing that this book records a period before 2009, some of the external pickup techniques would be considered old-school compared to what’s out there today. What you’re holding in your hands is a detailed and highly instructional manifesto on how a dude from Northern California went from being a lonely, angst-ridden maniac to screwing the shit out of nearly two hundred women. MARTIN SCORSESE, THE COLOR OF MONEY FOREWORD I am confident, however, that my memory has not distorted the essential truths.īut for some players, luck itself is an art. No doubt my memory has occasionally simplified the line between cause and effect. I had literally thousands of interactions with people during the time frame of the story I have obviously omitted many, and condensed some. Names of most principal players have been changed. Most of the field reports were written within a day of the actual events and only edited later for errors and readability. In writing this book, I have stayed as close to the truth as I remember it. Single men-Sexual behavior-United States-īiography.
Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Dataġ. Manufactured in the United States of America For more information or to book an event contact the Simon & Schuster Speakers Bureau at 1-86 or visit our website at Designed by Davina Mock-Maniscalco The Simon & Schuster Speakers Bureau can bring authors to your live event. GALLERY BOOKS and colophon are trademarks of Simon & Schuster, Inc. For information address Gallery Books Subsidiary Rightsĭepartment, 1230 Avenue of the Americas, New York, NY 10020įirst Gallery Books hardcover edition March 2011 The worst part? You could have been doing this your whole life.Ĭopyright © 2011 by Real Social Dynamics, Inc.Īll rights reserved, including the right to reproduce this book or portions thereof in any form whatsoever. Jeff’s tactics produce superhuman results, yet he doesn’t do anything you couldn’t do-now that you’ve seen it done. Convincing a girl you just met that before you sleep with her, she must mow your lawn.Having a stable so big you have to trim it down, and other “quality problems”.Getting threesomes as your default extraction.Cutting out enormous dudes that could easily pound you to a “fine red mist”.Pulling a chick who is surrounded by ten jealous guys.Deflecting last-minute resistance with a single word.Getting into the pants of the hottest girl at the party-a total stranger-in less than thirty minutes.Attracting the girl you want by sleeping with all of her friends.Get Laid or Die Trying presents in utterly shameless, hilarious, and graphic detail, Jeffy’s gritty, 100 percent real, and jaw-droppingly astonishing feats of seduction, revealing exactly how one goes about:
In an arena founded on one-upmanship, Jeff Allen did it bigger and better than anyone.
The undisputed king of the field report was a player named “jlaix.” This was the handle of Jeff Allen, who would go on to be a founding member of Real Social Dynamics with Tyler Durden and Papa, all of whom play major roles in Neil Strauss’s The Game, the bestselling exposé of the world of pickup artists.
They compared notes, exchanged critiques, and figured out a body of knowledge that defied everything men had ever been told about getting women-what has since come to be known as game. There, would-be players shared their field reports, strategies, and results. Tucker Max meets Neil Strauss in this irreverent and hilarious story of a modern-day hustler who decided to get laid or die trying.īefore there were any books by Neil Strauss or Mystery, before there were pickup boot camps or DVD box sets, pickup existed as a loosely-knit “community” on Internet bulletin boards.
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